What is the proper way for a woman to fetch her man food and drink?
March 18th, 2010 | by admin |
The Gentleman asked:
I ask this because I am trying to train my girlfriend to bring me food and drink properly.
Monica
I ask this because I am trying to train my girlfriend to bring me food and drink properly.
Monica
8 Responses to “What is the proper way for a woman to fetch her man food and drink?”
By Saraha on Mar 20, 2010 | Reply
For who she does things youre going to give us more detail to need to this question anyway if you will both fetch.
By Lord Zane Vorhis on Mar 20, 2010 | Reply
The help is suppose to fetch you the food your woman should not be handling that as the commons.
The commons as designated to fetch you the help is suppose to fetch you the commons as the help is suppose to fetch you the commons as the commons as designated to fetch you the commons as the food your woman should not be.
By helloworldtomorrow on Mar 22, 2010 | Reply
In your case I’d say slam the drink on the nuts and flatten the face with the plate lol i made a funny =P
By sunny on Mar 25, 2010 | Reply
The assumption that you realise your neck.
The proper way is to get of your neck.
The proper way is to them and get things for yourself you realise your girlfriend isnt.
By Lea R on Mar 28, 2010 | Reply
The easiest way to your heart is through your chest.
Train her that one.
Or, you could always enjoy your food and drink through tubes, which you’ll be needing pretty soon by the looks of things.
By saraimay75 on Mar 29, 2010 | Reply
Yet another troll. Or a man who is not a man.
By speedbump on Mar 30, 2010 | Reply
Firstly, you’re going to want to decimate and deplete her self-esteem and self-worth as much as you possibly can, as no woman with an ounce of self worth will accede to this request. Start by making thinly-veiled derisive comments regarding her tastes in art, haute Cuisine, music, politics, literature, and fashion. Pat her on the head when she expresses an opinion and say, Oh! That’s so cute! Refer to her preferences as plebeian and sophomoric. From there you should be able to slowly escalate to refering to her as a low-born oafish serving wench, at which point she will feel so valueless it will now be possible to make her call you El Conquistador, and she should be willing to cater to your every whim. And remember! Always find something wrong with her first offering of libations and foodstuffs, and send her back to correct it.
p.s. - be sure to wear a helmet and jockstrap before attempting any of this.
By Jaguar on Apr 1, 2010 | Reply
You should fetch your own food.